Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) Review

RATING: 1.5/5

Two of the biggest superheroes of all time come head-to-head while a real threat lurks in the shadows pulling the strings.

Revisiting this film was something…special.

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First and foremost, one felt the 3.5hr duration. The first act ran for way too long, roughly 25-30 minutes at that. Similar to “Wonder Woman 84,” things were happening but a majority of it didn’t mean much to the movie overall. Granted it was a bit more entertaining, with Bruce’s perspective during the climax from “Man of Steel” and his first appearance as Batman. Even so, those two opening scenes, along with the unnecessary scene of the Wayne’s being shot and Superman’s introduction, dragged on for far too long. Just when it seemed like the movie was officially going to start, another scene would play to introduce the hundreds of characters and hundreds of plotlines being thrown in.

Characters, oh boy, where to start. Well I’ll say this, the character I enjoyed the most was Alfred. Jeremy Irons did good at delivering the humor and light-hearted elements. Something that this film sorely needed. A majority of the performances were fine with the dark and bland material given to them. I wanted more life in the dreary mood that totally encompassed the entire film. Granted, I don’t want something too over-the-top or goofy, like Eisenburg’s performance. What a huge miscast this was. Every scene he was in screamed awkwardness and uncomfortableness. Every scene made the movie’s tone flop all over the place. The monkey shirt he wore in his first scene really set the stage for the type of character he was. Easily the worst.

Characterizations took a hard dip. Superman always looked he was about to break into tears with his somber and displeasured expressions. His motivations of wanting to stop Batman throughout the second act don’t make a lick of sense. Especially when he stopped Batman pursuing more dangerous people, yet he doesn’t do anything, he just flies away. Batman treated the destruction of his business tower more seriously than he should of. He’s basically a big brooding brute that doesn’t listen to reason or doesn’t look outside the box and see the good deeds Superman had done after “Man of Steel.” Lois Lane played the typical damsel too many times, to a point of ridiculousness. Her plotline of figuring out Luthor was the one pulling the strings was very predictable. Luthor’s plan of wanting to kill god (Superman), was pretty bland, uninteresting, and his endgame remained to be seen. Doomsday was utilized too early and looked eerily similar to the Abomination from “The Incredible Hulk,” the 2nd MCU film might I add. The parallels between the franchises really stack-up.

As I mentioned prior, the overall tone was too dark and too depressing. The serious acting and some of the serious and/or non-engaging dialogue, made the viewing experience for me, dull and bored. I mean the first time watching it, I didn’t really feel the minutes go by. But after watching it for the second time and watching “WW84,” I can now say the movie looked big, grandiose, and epic, with little substance to back it up. I understand, for the time in 2016, that DC was trying to do something different with its cinematic universe. Still, its a comic-book movie. There needs to be light-hearted material to break up the sad and solemn emotions. The entertainment factor in it was sorely lacking.

The entertainment factor that did work the best were the action scenes involving Batman, particularly the warehouse scene. One definitely felt every hard hit and painful injury. While a majority of the music for me was forgettable, the theme that stood out for me was Wonder Woman’s. I did like the political discussions being presented on how Superman should be perceived by the public. There was a sense of promise for these scenes, but unfortunately, the number of plot holes and ridiculous moments hammered those good aspects to the dirt.

  • Save Martha.
  • Batman becoming friends with Superman in a split second after.
  • Luthor finding Superman’s mother with no explanation.
  • How Zod’s dead body and Luther’s blood was able to create Doomsday?
  • Wayne employees becoming oblivious to danger at the beginning.
  • Lois somehow figuring out the Kryptonite spear is the one thing to kill Doomsday.
  • Batman kills
  • Batman almost knocking out his own tracking device on the truck he was chasing.
  • Luthor entering Zod’s ship with such ease.
  • Superman death’s
  • Justice League member inclusions
  • Etc.

There’s others for sure, but these were the most notable.

Zack sure had a thing for visuals. At times they were nice, but at other times they were excessive. The climax went completely overboard with the effects. To a point where I’m thinking to myself, “out of all the stuff happening and all the things trying to make me care, I just can’t.” I was truly amazed about the lack of emotional resonance being displayed. It was so hollow and bare-bone.

Much like with the first act, the third act dragged on for far too long. The movie felt the need to spend an extra eternity to watch Superman’s funeral from multiple perspectives.

The movie did way too much and it truly impacted the DCEU. It was trying to juggle multiple characters and storylines with little payoff by the end. All in a sorry attempt to compete with Marvel. Thankfully the DCEU have recovered and our doing their own thing for the most part. Hopefully, hopefully in the future, the next crossover movie will be better fleshed out, fun, and more even than the rough, dull, tedious, and bumpy ride that I endured.

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