Uncle Sam (1996) Review

RATING: 1/5

An undead soldier comes back to life to dress as Uncle Sam to fight off unpatriotic people.

I was expecting cheese, but sadly, there wasn’t enough.

The acting, oh boy. How the general/sergeant at the beginning talked, with his over-the-top gruff voice, perfectly set the stage. This was the thing that was the most laughable. The reactions that many of these actors portrayed was so bad, yet enjoyable. One prominent example was the main boy protagonist stepping on broken glass. There was no way a human being can saw “ow,” while delivering such a lifeless performance. Seriously I think the actual zombie had more life in his delivery than the boy.

I would say the “best” actor was Isaac Hayes, whose most famous for the “Shaft” theme. But “best” would be pushing it way too far. I was surprised Robert Forster, from “Breaking Bad,” was in here. RIP to both of them.

In terms of the character of Uncle Sam, may I ask how in the world did he obtain supernatural abilities? How can he teleport himself while chasing that guy during the sack race? Moving away from him, why does the wheelchair kid have psychic powers? Well I guess it doesn’t matter. What matters was seeing Uncle Sam kill in ridiculous attire, while giving an evil, ASMR voice. But I got to say the Uncle Sam mask in one of the vintage clips in the opening credits, looked creepier than what was shown.

The gore and blood effects were decent. The zombie look of Uncle Sam was, alright. Cinematography was alright and there was some nice long takes. While the teleporting scene made no sense, the scene itself appeared rather seamless which was cool.

My main problem with this was that I wished the movie would have gone more cheesier and cornier. I mean when one hears about a zombie soldier dressing up as Uncle Sam, one is going to chuckle. But the entire presentation and direction proved otherwise. The filmmakers probably wanted to make a legit horror movie because of how the camera movement and low-key music was executed. But the acting and dialogue completely clashed with those two aspects. And that juxtaposition can be amusing, but for me, the “serious” components brought some enjoyment down.

The slasher film was cheesy and ridiculous as one would expect. But there were times when the movie did get slow and rather boring at times. Then again, maybe this was one of those corny horror flicks best seen by a group, as opposed to solo watching. I would say skip to the Uncle Sam scenes and watch portions of some hilarious bad acting.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) Review

RATING: 3/5

A road trip in Texas takes a bloody turn in the absolute worst for five teens.

One of the greatest and influential horror movies of all time.

Right out of the gate, the film’s introduction was pretty good. With the opening crawl said by the narrator, the camera flashes of corpses, and news being listened through the radio while the opening credits were on-screen. In addition to the news detailing certain bad events happening in the area. It was really nice at conveying to a viewer that the plot of the movie shown was based on real-life events. Mostly. The intro also foreshadowed the nice technical sides.

The cinematography and certain editing moments I dug. Whenever the movie was going through something intense, the camera would do many things in its power to make the viewer feel uncomfortable in the right ways. There were times the camera zoomed in and out. The film would fast-cut repeatedly to make the viewer feel the hellish mindset certain characters felt. There were moments where the movement seemed handheld, almost like a low-budget documentary. Which was adding to the realistic-type mood that the introduction was giving off.

Times where the film wanted to be foreboding and suspenseful, those worked well. My favorite was the scene where a couple of the teens entered the Sawyer family house. The setup and pacing were pretty good. The camera movement that I loved was when there was a dolly of the girl walking up to the house. As she did this, it looked as though she got smaller with the house in the background getting bigger with each second. It went to show that whatever was in the house, was something way bigger than she could handle. Going in deeper, I liked that the house was colored white. Usually white can refer to as something peaceful and calm, but inside it was the total opposite. But it made sense for Leatherface and his family to trap their victims.

In terms of sound, it was well done in some scenes. Most notably was whenever the last girl, Sally, was running away from Leatherface in the dark. That entire chase scene was, albeit a bit long, but it was tense. The fact of hearing the chainsaw out in the dark, coming closer, and with no idea of where exactly its at, is terrifying.

There was quite of bit ambient sound present. Like I said the movie definitely had a way to deliver to right kind of tone and atmosphere; another way it did so was to simply let the noises of the environment create the eerie goosebumps. The wind blowing through the tall grass, the creaky windmill, the nighttime crickets, those things added some creepy layers. The film did include distorted and tampered sound effects during the rapid-cut scenes which were good. I swear the chicken in the cage sounded like a crazed witch cackling. Telling the viewer that the girl, lying on the floor, had nowhere to run.

While the film had blood, there was surprisingly not much gore. The only notable gory moment was when the truck ran over Leatherface’s brother. There wasn’t any nudity or sex scenes which became pretty much a staple in slasher movies in the future. So that was interesting.

The fact that some things portrayed in the movie were based on real-life events, notably the things surrounding the serial killer Ed Gein, really tells one how scary the world can be.

Where the movie did lose points with me were the lackluster characters. I understand interesting characters are uncommon in slasher movies, but here it stands out. Especially coming from “one of the greatest horror movies” ever made. One doesn’t care that much for them. I will say the only teen worth caring some was Franklin. He seemed to be the only teen with common sense.

In the end however, one only cared about the killers slaughtering them. Which by the way, I feel that they had a bit more interesting characteristics than the teens. There were crazy but in a fun and horrifying way. Mostly notably the cook, Drayton Sawyer.

There were also dumb, stupid, and questionable things that I feel the need to point out. The teens not getting the hint of the knife penetrating the hand, the truck driver leaving his truck instead of driving off with Sally, Franklin tumbling down the hill for no reason, or the chase scene earlier on the driveway. Though I can probably dismiss that one as torture was to the Sawyer’s likings. The house Sally stayed at as a child really let itself go in such a short amount of time. Also the Sawyer house being next door seems a bit coincidental.

I feel like this is a movie built for the experience alone. The experience of being chased by some maniac by a chainsaw wanting to eat you later, is a horrifying feeling indeed. Which very well could explain for the great technical sides including cinematography, editing, sound, and direction. It makes up for the lackluster characterization and thin plot. While saying its one of the best horror films ever made is a tad overkill, no pun intended. It’s a horror classic nonetheless that one should definitely see.

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42 (2013) Review

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RATING: 3.5/5

The story about the early days of Jackie Robinson’s baseball career.

The movie that brought eyes onto actor Chadwick Boseman.

Many of the performances in the movie were good. Boseman and Harrison Ford were the best. Even though Ford’s role was a bit cliche with his rugged and growly voice and old mentor-like persona, he still was enjoyable to watch. These two were the ones that a viewer can stand behind as they carried the most heart and soul for the film.

Actor Alan Tudyk played the racist coach Ben Chapman. I bring him up because, despite his 10 minutes of screentime, he delivered in bringing forth some relatable feelings for Robinson. To which I’ll bring up later.

Now I’m not a big baseball or sports guy for that matter. I only knew Robinson as the first black major league baseball player, nothing more. I mean I figured in his early days that he did take verbal abuse from all sorts of people. Whether it was from the crowd or from his own teammates, I figured as such. But actually witnessing the movie and reading about what really went down afterward, it truly made me respect the man even more.

Robinson was a guy who, very easily, could have quit playing baseball amongst the white crowd. He could have quit and not take the on-the-field and out-of-field bullying that he endured over those first years. But he persisted through the hate. Robinson did his absolute best to block the harsh words and play what he loved playing. He wanted to show the world that black players can be capable of participating in the major leagues. He had his back, along with a few others as shown in the film.

Ford’s character, Branch Rickey, a few Dodger teammates, and Robinson’s wife, Rachel, wanted him to move forward to bring about his talents. It was nice to see the support bring brought onto Robinson. My favorite scene in the movie was when Rickey was comforting Robinson after being hearing slurs thrown at him by Chapman. Granted this was a scene that didn’t happen in real life, but I feel this was a good illustration of what Robinson’s mind was like. One can gravitate easily to him and you wanted to see him make it up there.

As far as the rest of the movie was concerned, it did play itself rather safe and predictable. Like it doesn’t take any extra steps in wanting to see more into the personal life of Robinson, outside of his early baseball days. The film tapped on it occasionally, but not enough. While it was interesting to see the teammates and various baseball officials not wanting to near Robinson or play in their cities, it be nice to view beyond that.

Even with the beat-for-beat plot, it was performed and played out well. There was enough heart to make one care about the difficulties that Robinson endured. One wanted to root for him; to succeed in the violent and hate-filled world that encompassed him. Definitely recommend it. At the time of writing this review, this was another good reminder of the current status that the nation was going through in the troubling year of 2020.

The life of Jackie Robinson runs parallel to the life of Chadwick Boseman. Both men had to struggle with something in order to fulfill the loving people and fans in their lives. The fact the two men kept fighting for what they loved, was something that many would define as, a hero.

RIP Jackie Robinson

RIP Chadwick Boseman

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Project Power (2020) Review

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RATING: 2.5/5

[SPOILERS]

An ex-veteran needs to stop the underground operation of a super-pill which could lead to the disappearance of his daughter.

It had the “power”, no pun intended, to be something more. But unfortunately, it stayed on the safe route.

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